God bless the Canadian housewife
How she does it all I'll never know
God bless the Canadian housewife
She could use a miracle (for sure) (she could use a miracle)
God bless the Canadian housewife
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
God bless the Canadian housewife
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Look at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things
Have to call the plummer 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring
Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves
Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was
I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone
Look at me, I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn
-SheDaisy